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hellabutts:

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e-m-e-t-t:

Red? I think it’s red. 

I basically did this once and it’s how I got pink eye.

I can’t tell if you’re making a pun or if you’re telling an actual story.

Either way, I’m still laughing.

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scienceofficermulder:

luftangrepp:

Since klingon sex is basically violent wrestling, I wonder if the klingons don’t have BDSM but like the opposite. Klingons gathering in secrecy in dark cellars to engage in sweet, gentle loving, to the scorn of fellow klingons.

"How can you do that?" the other klingons ask. "You don’t even draw blood? Not a single furniture breaking? It doesn’t seem… natural".

"What is this… cuddle, you speak of?"

im into klingon hug dungeons

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deans-fucking-fallen-angel:

pilotsolaris:

animubutts:

chrispyfishinc:

Inspired by a friend

This should seriously become a children’s book

Tumblr messed up my mind enough for me to think the Prince was gonna turn into a dragon.

^

(via hailthenightmareking)

allfordean:

whatdoesntkillyoumakesyoukelsey:

castielyre:

9.23 + the king of hell defending a service worker’s honour

EVEN THE KING OF GODDAMN HELL UNDERSTANDS

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catedrals:

colorintheworksepichearts-7:

footybedsheets:

"40% of Afghanistan’s skateboarders are female. 100% of those are tough as nails. " Source: @Skateistan

now that’s kickass

THIS IS THE RADDEST PICTURE I’VE EVER SEEN ROCK THE FUCK ON

catedrals:

colorintheworksepichearts-7:

footybedsheets:

"40% of Afghanistan’s skateboarders are female. 100% of those are tough as nails. "
Source: @Skateistan

now that’s kickass

THIS IS THE RADDEST PICTURE I’VE EVER SEEN ROCK THE FUCK ON

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werewolfau:

At a deposition, Ferguson’s former police chief revealed that his staff did not keep records of incidents in which officers used force against citizens, so long as no one died; in other words, there was no way of telling how often incidents like Davis’ happened.

remember shit like this when they talk about how mike brown’s shooter had no disciplinary record

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Hail The Sisterhood: Little Ways to Be Nicer to Your Fellow Girlkind

thefrenemy:

-When you are walking close behind her at night, give her a smile and a little head nod when she turns around.

-Respect the importance of the female bathroom line. Make friends, give compliments, and move out of the way when applying lippie and somebody needs to wash their hands. Share your hand sanitizer and/or mints.

-Tell some chick on the subway her outfit is awesome.

-This is a little more out there, but if you notice somebody alone at a store trying on shoes or a shirt that looks really good on them, and they are checking the mirror, tell them they should totally buy it. I’ve been tempted to do this but have been too nervous.

-Always warn when there is lipstick on the teeth

-tell little girls they are smart, funny, or interesting instead of pretty. Chances are, they get the pretty thing a lot, but no so much the other stuff.
-in fact, tell big girls the same thing

-If you see a chick getting accosted by some oaf at da bar when she’s by herself, get closer and try to read if she’s uncomfortable. Step in if necessary.

-And that goes for anything: if you see anything weird (a chick being followed, a boyfriend getting aggressive, unwanted attention, too drunk to make rational decisions), keep tabs on it and be ready to make a phone call or shout if necessary.

-Watch her purse when she needs to go to the restroom.

-Even if you don’t know her well and she’s super drunk, help her into a cab.

-When meeting some new girlfriend of a friend, or a new girl at a party, make her feel welcome. Girls going out of their way to be nice to me in new situations always makes me feel really fucking good..because yo, the stigma is still there and girls meeting girls can still be kinda scary to me.

-Tell the girl on the bathroom line going into your stall if there is no toilet paper or the flusher doesn’t work

-Do your part: call people out. Embarrass em a little for saying stupid shit like a SANDWICH JOKE BARF. When somebody calls some girl fat, tell them that’s a stupid thing to say. When somebody makes a negative comment about some girl because she “sleeps around,” lightly call that shit out. If you’re talking about how shitty some lady is and somebody tries to use the “and she fucks everyone” thing as evidence of her shittiness, reply with “man, it doesn’t matter how many people she sleeps with.” You don’t have to run around lecturing people (although go for it if you want to), but you don’t have to be silent, either.

-Practice what you preach, in your real life: if some chick slept with your friend and then your other friend, don’t judge her for it (even if you don’t say anything). If some girl you don’t like wears a revealing outfit, don’t judge her for it (even if it’s just in your head). If some obnoxious lady is hanging around with all your friends, try not to instinctively roll your eyes at her or make shitty comments in her direction or do the popular girl thing of phasing her out of a convo. I’m not saying we do this constantly, but I know how hard it is to break the habit of all the shit we’ve been told about “girl on girl hate” and “catty girl syndrome” and sometimes we slip up. I am telling you to keep a watch on your thoughts and your actions in your everyday life, and try to quell the behaviors you’ve been taught for years, and that it’s okay to not like people for their crap personalities but watch how you act because of that.

-Yo, if you wear them, keep an extra hair tie or bobby pin in your bag. You will eventually be somebody’s savior.

And as always, revel and acknowledge the many beautiful differences in body, mind, experience, and spirit of all lovely women!

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counterculture-queen:

gingahhh:

things to not put in your butt

I WATCHED THIS VIDEO BEFORE I LOST MY VIRGINITY BECAUSE THE TITLE WAS FUNNY AND I AM SO GLAD I DID BECAUSE WHEN I WAS DOING THE DO I THOUGHT OF IT AND QUOTED IT SO THE GUY I WAS WITH HAD TO STOP AND SIT DOWN FOR 10 MINUTES. WE GOT PIZZA INSTEAD OF DOING ANYTHING ELSE. MEMORIES.

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twerks4loanpayments:

ladytatyana:

darvinasafo:

Tulsa, Oklahoma near the original Black Wall Street.

Just sad

I guess that meme of DaQuan—the one y’all thought was funny—came true mhmmm 😒

These people

  • kicked their daughter out (left her at a homeless shelter)
  • found out she had left the shelter to live with a guy
  • tracked them down at 9 at night to yell at her
  • shot her unarmed boyfriend (killing him)
  • shot at her after she ran to hide in the bushes
  • shot at the bf’s 13 yr old brother (hitting him in the arm)
  • fled the scene 
  • were allowed to turn themselves in
  • were put on PAID suspension

Such bullshit

Attempted murder (and shooting at minors!)  only gets paid leave. The more one scratches the surface..

I like can’t even process the amount of racism and violence that has suddenly spiked. Not that it’s not like it was never happening but fucking hell I’m seeing a new story everyday about some child of color getting gunned down like an animal while white guys that shoot up schools and movie theaters get probation because “they where so mentally ill.” I hate the world

This happened earlier this month. Both parents are members of the Tulsa police force.

Both are held at the Tulsa jail, police chief Chuck Jordan said, but are confined in an area away from other inmates they may have come into contact with on the job.”

Yeah wow that’d be so scary for them.

The article also cites two of the killers’ neighbors who, naturally, call them “wonderful” and praise their parenting. Further down in the article, it says there “were no incident reports” for the victim at the homeless shelter, because that’s totally relevant information.

(via theshriekingsisterhood)

christinefriar:

I. love. the. Anaconda. video. but the writeups I’ve been seeing keep referring to Drake as a co-star, which I think misses a big part of the point.

The reason this video rules is because Drake is an extra. Drake is a prop. Drake is a bro in the comfy-casual clothes that he rolled up to the set in, who has no lines or purpose other than the be ground upon, and whose face is obscured by shadows most of the time.

This is not a continuation of the Drake/Nicki/Rih media narrative. This is a dank-as-fuck feminist power play. This is, “Drake is whatever to me.” And this is a man who, if he isn’t at the top of his game, is close to it. A huge celebrity. And here is Nicki looking fucking amazing, tormenting him into a boner, then swatting his hand away and walking out of frame.

Your anaconda don’t want none unless she got buns, hun? Maybe she doesn’t want your anaconda. Maybe she’ll do whatever the fuck she wants with her buns, and it doesn’t matter what you think or feel.

(via starspangledsextape)

*83

fragmentzofglass:

OMG, a plot where two bestfriends gets mistaken as a couple so many times that eventually, the guy asks the girl randomly; “Why? Why aren’t we a couple?” AND BAM

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veins-and-nerves:

inkyopinions:

makinmoves:

inkyopinions:

endless list of favorite characters → katniss everdeen, the hunger games

The bird, the pin, the song, the berries, the watch, the cracker, the dress that burst into flames. I am the mockingjay. The one that survived despite the Capitol’s plans. The symbol of the rebellion.

But that ain’t Jennifer Lawrence? Looks more like Keisha Castle-Hughes.

It’s Q’orianka Kilcher, and I used her as a dreamcast because I always read Katniss as PoC. Jennifer Lawrence is a fine actress, but she’s not at all an accurate representation of the Katniss in my head.

#sometimes i think the casting call was for a white girl because a woman of color raising up an army #and becoming the symbol of the revolution would be too close to social commentary they considered too radical #because we can rage against the patriarchy only if it’s in the future #and we can rage against racism only if it’s in the past #but we can’t rage against both #because that is too close to threatening the status quo of the present (via dealanexmachina)

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wilwheaton:

mjolnirismypenis:

imnothavinit:

Notice something in common in these photos?

It’s not what you think

I gave it away in the third pic

That’s right! None of these cops are wearing badges or name tags! I wonder why… seems like it’d be important to wear those, since it’s even illegal not to in other states…

This is actually illegal in all states. A police officer must be marked as such with name and badge at all times unless their jurisdiction states otherwise (such as an undercover officer), and even when not wearing a badge, the officer must have the badge accessible at all times and must show the badge in order to make an arrest. Name tags are not required as long as a badge is available because the badge has the officer number on it.

This has really been bothering me. The police in Ferguson are breaking the law by concealing their identities. Everyone knows this, it’s been going on for ten days, and it appears that nobody is doing anything about it.

The police are clearly and systematically violating the first amendment rights of the press, and they are getting away with it. This has been happening for days, and nobody appears to be doing anything about it.

A police officer pointed a rifle at a journalist and told him to fuck off *while he was being filmed, so he’s easily identifiable by his superiors*, and that police officer still has a job.

I know that not all cops are bad (or even most cops), but there are clearly bad cops in Ferguson, and they’re acting with complete impunity. I don’t understand why those cops aren’t being taken off the scene, and why a higher (possibly federal) authority isn’t coming in to address these things.

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