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in the marvel universe Elsa is confirmed as Disney’s first mutant princess, and she was voiced by the Dazzler  

in the marvel universe Elsa is confirmed as Disney’s first mutant princess, and she was voiced by the Dazzler  

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saintdeanthomas:

If you aren’t reading Sex Criminals, then I have two questions: …why do you hate fun and when did you decide to not love yourself?

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  • Others: I love it rough!!! Neck biting and ass grabbing while making out and spooning ! (; sometimes I'll even get on top hehe!!~ I'm such a freak!! xxx
  • Me: Being completely bound in Japanese Shibari and chained to the wall with a ball gag in my mouth while getting choked out sounds like some nice decent foreplay

anonymousnerdgirl:

eattheclones:

i hope one day there is a halloween party where daniel radcliffe goes as frodo baggins and elijah wood goes as harry potter 

imagine the havoc

imagine the photos

Only if Ian Mckellen goes as Dumbledore and Michael Gambon goes as Gandalf.

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andcanyoukneelbeforetheking:

bottledminx:

shop5:

Nightwing based on this post (prints available on demand here)

WAIT WAIT I JUST REALIZED THAT I NEED THIS SHIRT LIKE, NOW. THE UNIVERSE IS FAILING ME.


…..I just realized this doesn’t say “I batman for both”.

andcanyoukneelbeforetheking:

bottledminx:

shop5:

Nightwing based on this post (prints available on demand here)

WAIT WAIT I JUST REALIZED THAT I NEED THIS SHIRT LIKE, NOW. THE UNIVERSE IS FAILING ME.

…..I just realized this doesn’t say “I batman for both”.

To those who don’t understand the difference between DC and Marvel,

girldwarf:

braidfist:

DC:

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Marvel:

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WITHIN THE SAME WEEK.

Also let’s be real fucking clear on Wonder Woman: she is SUPPOSED TO BE FEMINIST. Women are her fucking world. And that’s not “bad”; that’s not “weak”; that’s not “less than” the stories told about men.

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floozys:

a thrilling story of hope, heartache and success 

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were-friends-now-that-ive:

linzeestyle:

scallawag:

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RDJ, honey, the reason they don’t let you take props home is they’re worried you’d start wandering around in public wearing the Iron Man armor.

^Reblogging because that comment is absolutely true^

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No one is more upset and wants a Wonder Woman movie more than Thor.

No one is more upset and wants a Wonder Woman movie more than Thor.

(Source: blandmarvelheadcanons)

shervinfoto:

I wonder if beyonce has a booking agent or just wakes up fully dressed and says ‘I will sing tonight’ to a terrified assistant

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http://sarahtaylorgibson.tumblr.com/post/92249061581/notbecauseofvictories-i-think-the-best-writing

notbecauseofvictories:

I think the best writing advice I’ve ever gotten is that both humor and tragedy live in the imagination, so a little coyness goes a long way.

"John was thrown out of St. Bartleby’s for an embarrassing incident involving a chicken, some horseradish, and an otherwise…

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tehjai:

steel-plated-hearts:

a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into

Jenna B. Lacey, age eleven, knew exactly what she was going to do with her life.

She was going to go to Hogwarts, get top grades, and be the youngest female Minister of Magic by age 35.

It would have been a good plan, if she hadn’t been in the same year as Harry Potter.

*   *   *   

Year one started out great. She was sorted into Hufflepuff, did well in all her classes, and aced the exams.

A troll smashed its way through the study room she was in on Halloween, but that wasn’t going to deter her. 

*   *   *   

Year two was a disaster. People were getting petrified, and worse—the teachers had to herd them from place to place, which severely cut down on her library time. She had to study in the common room, which meant instead of a nice, quiet atmosphere, she got a soundtrack of nervous Hufflepuffs.

And on top of that, exams were cancelled. It was a disaster.

*   *   *   

Third year, she started to notice a trend.

First the troll, than the petrifications, and now dementor guards and escaped convicts. What did they all have in common? Potter.

After Black broke in and everyone had to spend the night in the Great Hall, interrupting Jenna’s last minute studying for a test the next day, she took to giving Potter angry looks in every class.

He did not notice.

*   *   *   

They announced the Triwizard tournament at dinner the first night of fourth year, and Jenna almost started crying.

Potter was going to take this one over. She just knew it.

And she was right.

Voldemort rose at the end of the year. She honestly didn’t know what she had expected.

*   *   *    

Fifth year brought Umbridge. She joined the DA because she was going to need a better background in defense, but that didn’t mean she was any happier about Potter.

She imagined it was him she was hexing instead of Zachariah Smith.

But, by the end of the year, focus on her studies was impossible. After Dumbledore left, it was complete anarchy.

Potter’s fault. Of course.

*   *   *   

Sixth year she started volunteering in the hospital wing. She needed a backup plan in case Potter fucked it up.

All seemed quiet, until they brought Malfoy in. It was apparently Potter’s fault, which surprised everyone except Jenna.

Later, she was peacefully studying in a little nook on the third floor when some Death Eaters and some other adults started dueling right under her nose.

This was the worst fucking school, honestly.

*   *   *   

They were calling it “The Final Battle.”

Jenna ran through the hall, dodging in and out of the children evacuating, until she saw him. 

“POTTER.”

He turned, startled. “Um—Jenna, right? We’re sort of busy—”

She grabbed the front of his shirt and hauled him up until he was eye level with her. “If I’m not Minister of Magic by age 35, it is going to be entirely your fault and I’m going to hurt you.”

She dropped him and stormed away, leaving him to whatever he was doing. She had to fight this goddamn war so she could go back to her fucking studying.

*   *   *   

She became Minister of Magic at age 36.

Fucking Potter.

I think I just found the best Harry Potter fanfic

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